Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?.

 

Because you have to bite off the crust and

lick out the jelly before you get to the meat

 

eating a pork pie will never b the same again

 

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FIRST YOU GET THE MONEY, THEN YOU GET THE POWER (BHP), THEN YOU GET THE WOMEN

I'll take your word for it, my exprienced one, lol!

That is wrong!

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Fast Car Online Editor.
e-mail: glenda@futurenet.co.uk
www.fastcar.co.uk/glenda

"I'll make you famous!"

  oh my god!

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If in doubt...Shoe it out ♥

so true man, so true

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ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

lazlow:

so true man, so true

 

tlking from experience?????

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Built Not Bought, Driven Not Garaged!!

UKs first 206 T16 baby yeah lol!!!!

"I'll make you more famous than glenda!"

yorkie2008:

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?.

 

Because you have to bite off the crust and

lick out the jelly before you get to the meat

 

eating a pork pie will never b the same again

 

Don't be surprised if you recieve a lawsuit from Pork Farms in the post.

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EAT SLEEP JDM!!

or pensioners haha

can't go wrong with a fanny like a cheese toastie!!!

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If at first you don't suceed...Destroy all evidence you tried! - Good On Ya Chap

mayo secreting cameltoe!!

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ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

Ross-1987:

can't go wrong with a fanny like a cheese toastie!!!

 

 

..ha.. thats wrong!!!! xx

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girlnextdoor.x:

Ross-1987:

can't go wrong with a fanny like a cheese toastie!!!

 

 

..ha.. thats wrong!!!! xx

haha i creased at that like

but not a chance i'd be going near some dirty bird with a messy box! haha

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Why are MK5 Zetec-S bodykits as rare as rocky horse shit???

shaun306:

girlnextdoor.x:

Ross-1987:

can't go wrong with a fanny like a cheese toastie!!!

 

 

..ha.. thats wrong!!!! xx

haha i creased at that like

but not a chance i'd be going near some dirty bird with a messy box! haha

 

 

Haha.. i hope not!!!

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If in doubt...Shoe it out ♥

haha i have style and standards

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Why are MK5 Zetec-S bodykits as rare as rocky horse shit???

As long as theyre higher than some crusty 60 year () old then ill giveu thumbs up! LOL .x

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If in doubt...Shoe it out ♥