saxoboi:look lads i dont wana get in a arguement i sumtyms like to have a go ov my mates cars maybe in a carpark not on roads it dangerous dont u think lol ? the reason why i spell like this is becos i have msn n its jst easyer to do n iam not a chav for the last time iam jst a normal lad who likes cars lots and realy intrested
For those of you who didn't quite catch that, I supply the following, most useful translation:
Dear Chaps,
I would hardly want to appear argumentative. However, I have on occation enjoyed the experience of being in control of vehicles belonging to my comrades. I assure you that this only ever happens on private land, and never on public roads. The latter would be preposterous.
On a secondary tangent, I would like to point out that my spelling is sub-par for the simple reason that I am a frequent user of instant messaging. Dropping every second letter out of words makes it easier for me to type at speed, because I fail to have the mental capacity to learn how to touch-type.
As a final point, I would like to reassure you that I am not a 'chav'. In fact, I am a distinctly average individual who happens to like automobiles.