Lmao you are funny...............

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Kishan done that to a fat bird that he fell out with.  He lost a flip flop.

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao....................

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Tahlia:

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ANY PICS????????????????????????????????????????? 

SEND ME HER NUMBER AND AL GIVE HER SUMAT TO RUB HER ARSE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TISSUE PAPER OF COURSE 

 

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cant stop pissing myself now

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Wise man once said, "You'll kill yourself in that car son!."

The reply the wise man got off me, "Well sir, at least i'll die a happy man."

donaldc:

cant stop pissing myself now

Incontinence at your age?!

Tahlia:

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao....................

HAHAHA!!

A friend I used to work with was mates with a nurse & it's not that usual.  Some people have too much time on their hands & stick all sorts of stuff in them & then can't get them out, like bottles, candles & light bulbs (ouch, could have been nasty if it shattered!).  She'd seen the X-rays!

How did they get the vibrator out then?!

Tazmin:

donaldc:

cant stop pissing myself now

Incontinence at your age?!

nah just me being me

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Wise man once said, "You'll kill yourself in that car son!."

The reply the wise man got off me, "Well sir, at least i'll die a happy man."

Tazmin:

Tahlia:

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao....................

HAHAHA!!

A friend I used to work with was mates with a nurse & it's not that usual.  Some people have too much time on their hands & stick all sorts of stuff in them & then can't get them out, like bottles, candles & light bulbs (ouch, could have been nasty if it shattered!).  She'd seen the X-rays!

How did they get the vibrator out then?!

Orgasm works well as the muscle spasms involved would push it out.

Apparently.

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I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...

jesus christ

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ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

Tazmin:

Tahlia:

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao....................

HAHAHA!!

How did they get the vibrator out then?!

Well after giving her numerous enema's that didnt dislodge it and god knows how many nurses fingers up her bum she had to have surgery to remove it................I think its fooking hilarious....unless I was in that situation of course........not that I would stick clit stimulaters up my bum but there you go lmao.........................

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oh dear god

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before doing a bj women, suck on some xxx mints

www.myspace.com/tigraclaire

Hilarious apart from the having to cut her open to get it bit!  Ouch!

Tahlia:

Tazmin:

Tahlia:

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao...................

HAHAHA!!

How did they get the vibrator out then?!

Well after giving her numerous enema's that didnt dislodge it and god knows how many nurses fingers up her bum she had to have surgery to remove it................I think its fooking hilarious....unless I was in that situation of course........not that I would stick clit stimulaters up my bum but there you go lmao.........................

Funny how these things always happen to 'a friend' isn't it.....

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I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...

Jonnyboy68:

Tahlia:

Tazmin:

Tahlia:

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao...................

HAHAHA!!

How did they get the vibrator out then?!

Well after giving her numerous enema's that didnt dislodge it and god knows how many nurses fingers up her bum she had to have surgery to remove it................I think its fooking hilarious....unless I was in that situation of course........not that I would stick clit stimulaters up my bum but there you go lmao.........................

Funny how these things always happen to 'a friend' isn't it.....

Lol it wasnt me *tahlia now looking slightly embarrased at the thought* anyway I only use my rabbit and thats far too big to get stuck up my bum!!!!! lol

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