Tahlia:

Jonnyboy68:

Tahlia:

Tazmin:

Tahlia:

Lmao........................

OMG I know this has nothing to do with this thread so sorry in advance but got to share this coz I think its fookin hilarious.my mate txt me this morning to say that she had been in the hospital since 3oclock this morning and shed ring me later to let me know what had happened.Soooo all day Ive been worrying!!!! she finally rings me about half hour ago to tell me the story......................She got a vibrator stuck up her bum and had to go to the hospital with it still buzzing coz it had gone so far up that she couldnt get it out or switch it off lmao.....it wasnt even meant to be shoved up her bum it was for clit stimulation dirty cow lmao...................

HAHAHA!!

How did they get the vibrator out then?!

Well after giving her numerous enema's that didnt dislodge it and god knows how many nurses fingers up her bum she had to have surgery to remove it................I think its fooking hilarious....unless I was in that situation of course........not that I would stick clit stimulaters up my bum but there you go lmao.........................

Funny how these things always happen to 'a friend' isn't it.....

Lol it wasnt me *tahlia now looking slightly embarrased at the thought* anyway I only use my rabbit and thats far too big to get stuck up my bum!!!!! lol

Prove it.  Photographic evidence required.  You know where I am.......

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I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...

its alsored i explained how i will be spending mur time workingonmy car cause it dont chat bck its not as fukin boring as you and its better at sex so i thishe gets te point now

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is there life after death over take me and find out

msn barry-boy-tubz@hotmail.co.uk

barry-boy-tubz69:

its alsored i explained how i will be spending mur time workingonmy car cause it dont chat bck its not as fukin boring as you and its better at sex so i thishe gets te point now

What?

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barry-boy-tubz69:

its alsored i explained how i will be spending mur time workingonmy car cause it dont chat bck its not as fukin boring as you and its better at sex so i thishe gets te point now

What?

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Tahlia:

barry-boy-tubz69:

its alsored i explained how i will be spending mur time workingonmy car cause it dont chat bck its not as fukin boring as you and its better at sex so i thishe gets te point now

What?

its about his woman deary, thats what this threads about lol

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ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

Tahlia:

barry-boy-tubz69:

its alsored i explained how i will be spending mur time workingonmy car cause it dont chat bck its not as fukin boring as you and its better at sex so i thishe gets te point now

What?

Its ok Tahlia, *escorts back to her seat*

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If at first you don't suceed...Destroy all evidence you tried! - Good On Ya Chap

This user and their posts have been removed due to misuse of the Fast Car forum.

I was going to call PMT on the first post but it seems like you lot run a zero tolerance policy on women... The thread then proceeded to turn into a discussion about sex toys up asses.  Incidentally, when i was in hospital after I'd fractured my wrist I overheard some nurses talking about stuff they'd found up peoples arseholes and it ranged from maglites () to vegetables (just no ) There are some very odd people out there that are too cheap to go out and buy a proper butt plug that wont leave you lying on your side on a hospital bed with various dotors of both sexes examining your rear end.  

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Don't tail gate me because my back bumper is solid steel box section, I kid you not. When you begin to annoy me and i decide to brake, there wont be much left of your car.