clio williams:

Wats black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra  lol

WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

 

A SPLATTERED BADGER 

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sun burnt penguin

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sweet rides sweet ice now we're rolling in style

gsi2000stokie:

clio williams:

Wats black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra  lol

WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

 

A SPLATTERED BADGER 

TAIL!!!

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WHERE THE FUCKS MY EGG???

This user and their posts have been removed due to misuse of the Fast Car forum.

Curryman:

civic-turbo:

gsi2000stokie:

clio williams:

Wats black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra  lol

WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

 

A SPLATTERED BADGER 

TAIL!!!

DOUBLE TAIL!!!!

dude, what do you mean by tail??

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ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

lazlow:

Curryman:

civic-turbo:

gsi2000stokie:

clio williams:

Wats black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra  lol

WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

 

A SPLATTERED BADGER 

TAIL!!!

DOUBLE TAIL!!!!

dude, what do you mean by tail??

its our little way of politely calling someone richard

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whats pink and turns red at the push of a button

 

A baby in a blender

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how many babies does it take to paint a house?

 

depends how hard you throw them

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whats the best thing you can give a dead baby?

 

A dead puppy

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whats the difference between a bag with 10 dead babies in, and a ferrari?

 

I dont have a ferrari in the garage

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how do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

 

Stab a fork through its other hand too

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If at first you don't suceed...Destroy all evidence you tried! - Good On Ya Chap

I'm ashamed to be from the same county as k9plums.

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I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...

I'm sorry I'm a little sick in the head, I forgot my medication

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Okay.  Because I had a spliff before work and can't be arsed, you're let off this time.....

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I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...