I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought, "fuck it. I could win that!"

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I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did!

im the same as Tazmin

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Wise man once said, "You'll kill yourself in that car son!."

The reply the wise man got off me, "Well sir, at least i'll die a happy man."

thought id ressurect this one

 

its bloody funny

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ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

You biatch! I tried so hard not to laugh!

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Cars, I see pretty cars every where. Body skirts, cool air - love the way they drive yeah! Body Rockers re-mix!