Bob goes to the doctors and says ive got a problem but cant show you, because you will laugh......

the Dr replied 'of course i wont laugh im a professional. In over 20 years ive never laughed at a pateint'

'ok then' bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'cock' the Dr had ever seen.

It was no bigger than a AAA Battery. Unable to control himsel, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. 10m mins later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain composure.

'im so sorry' said the doctor 'i really am. I dont know what came over me. On my honour as a Dr and a gentleman, i promise it wont happen again. Now, what seems to be th eproblem?'

'its swollen' Bob replied

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