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being drunk is funny

Last post 07-16-2008, 6:05 PM by codey. 12 replies.
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  •  07-11-2008, 10:34 PM 380530

    being drunk is funny

    coz i am

     

    and im discussing my dick with my mates girlfriend

     

     

    she wants it =]


    ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

  •  07-11-2008, 11:09 PM 380532 in reply to 380530

    Re: being drunk is funny

    oh dear oh dear i am suprised he aint thumped you yet for doin that i would have.



    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
  •  07-12-2008, 2:59 AM 380536 in reply to 380530

    Re: being drunk is funny

    lazlow:

     

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught


    Boredom is the key to sarcasim, love you all really!!!
  •  07-12-2008, 7:24 PM 380574 in reply to 380536

    Re: being drunk is funny

    or if your feeling adventurous pop her eye out her socket n give her a good skull fucking Yes
    If at first you don't suceed...Destroy all evidence you tried! - Good On Ya Chap Yes
  •  07-16-2008, 9:58 AM 380850 in reply to 380536

    Re: being drunk is funny

    codey:
    lazlow:

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught

    Well?....Did you?  I fucked my mates girlfriend once.  Well, I suppose technically she's now my EX-mate's EX-girlfriend.

    She was good though.

    And Welsh.

     


    I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...
  •  07-16-2008, 1:35 PM 380870 in reply to 380850

    Re: being drunk is funny

    Jonnyboy68:
    codey:
    lazlow:

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught

    Well?....Did you?  I fucked my mates girlfriend once.  Well, I suppose technically she's now my EX-mate's EX-girlfriend.

    She was good though.

    And Welsh.

     

    i think i'll wait for the next drunken partay that comes along, give her a good seeing to whenever that rolls around


    ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

  •  07-16-2008, 2:21 PM 380873 in reply to 380870

    Re: being drunk is funny

    lazlow:
    Jonnyboy68:
    codey:
    lazlow:

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught

    Well?....Did you?  I fucked my mates girlfriend once.  Well, I suppose technically she's now my EX-mate's EX-girlfriend.

    She was good though.

    And Welsh.

    i think i'll wait for the next drunken partay that comes along, give her a good seeing to whenever that rolls around

    Good man.  Well, you will be..... Yes


    I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...
  •  07-16-2008, 2:59 PM 380880 in reply to 380870

    Re: being drunk is funny

    lazlow:
    Jonnyboy68:
    codey:
    lazlow:

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught

    Well?....Did you?  I fucked my mates girlfriend once.  Well, I suppose technically she's now my EX-mate's EX-girlfriend.

    She was good though.

    And Welsh.

     

    i think i'll wait for the next drunken partay that comes along, give her a good seeing to whenever that rolls around

    I WOULD RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

    WHERE THE FUCKS MY EGG???
  •  07-16-2008, 3:40 PM 380886 in reply to 380880

    Re: being drunk is funny

    Did they have pass the parcel?
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  •  07-16-2008, 3:45 PM 380889 in reply to 380886

    Re: being drunk is funny

    glenda@fastcar:
    Did they have pass the parcel?

    Yeah - the parcel was his mate's girlfriend.  When the music stopped, whoever's lap she was on had to fuck her brains out.

    Except Laz - he just wanted to talk about his dick.


    I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...
  •  07-16-2008, 3:46 PM 380890 in reply to 380880

    Re: being drunk is funny

    civic-turbo:
    lazlow:
    Jonnyboy68:
    codey:
    lazlow:

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught

    Well?....Did you?  I fucked my mates girlfriend once.  Well, I suppose technically she's now my EX-mate's EX-girlfriend.

    She was good though.

    And Welsh.

    i think i'll wait for the next drunken partay that comes along, give her a good seeing to whenever that rolls around

    I WOULD RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

    You ought to wonder why your girlfriend would want to fuck a 16 year old.  Probably because you have a very small wanger.


    I'm an old bastard - that's why Rach calls me Dad. We both like it...
  •  07-16-2008, 4:49 PM 380896 in reply to 380880

    Re: being drunk is funny

    civic-turbo:
    lazlow:
    Jonnyboy68:
    codey:
    lazlow:

    she wants it =]

    then give it to her, but dont get caught

    Well?....Did you?  I fucked my mates girlfriend once.  Well, I suppose technically she's now my EX-mate's EX-girlfriend.

    She was good though.

    And Welsh.

     

    i think i'll wait for the next drunken partay that comes along, give her a good seeing to whenever that rolls around

    I WOULD RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!!!

    yeah you do that


    ignorance is the root and stem of all evil

  •  07-16-2008, 6:05 PM 380912 in reply to 380886

    Re: being drunk is funny

    glenda@fastcar:
    Did they have pass the parcel?

    no musical chairs, then jelly & ice cream


    Boredom is the key to sarcasim, love you all really!!!
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