Well Carlos knows i have been researching this subject for over the last month for no apparent reason and well it is pretty random 
and is a result of many lengthy debates. heres my input of randomness an essay on the mighty Gooch:
Gooch, landing strip or
dirt track if you will is the section between the anus and the
balls... or anus and the minge, a woman's gooch “the female gooch”
is much smaller than a man's due to the angular placement of the
minge also known to many as the axe wound , over sized meat flaps or
beef curtains can sometimes render the gooch invisible.. the gooch
was used as a symbol of power in early Egyptian
times 2500 BC by the pharaoh
Khafre who believed a long gooch was a sing of great leadership and
bravery
Historians
believe that the face and gooch on the Great Sphinx is sculptured in
the image of Khafre. Today the gooch has almost been forgotten and
not many know its true historic heritage, some believe there is still
a underground cult devoted to "gooch appreciation" hidden somewhere in
the deserted deserters of Cumbria, who still follow the beleafs of
Khafre as a religion, although this has never been confirmed
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